charlottan:

charlottan:

extremely loud incorrect buzzer and im just sitting there

anxiety

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marinella-ela:

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whydidisavethistomyphone:

thatdrummerguyyouknow:

animusrox:

No one:
Tumblr gif makers: *downloads a 70GB video file just to make one gifset of some blorbo that’ll only get 120 notes*

Respect for our troops 🫡

(via hungry-skeleton)

fellowshipofthenoodles:

fellowshipofthenoodles:

turns out crested gecko feets can’t stick to Mac screens very well

a comedy in 3 parts

[id: Trifle, a brown and orange spotted crested gecko, sliding down a MacBook screen slowly while trying to climb]

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retroactivebakeries:

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forklift-certified-catgirl:

WHY DID THEY MAKE US STARE AT PATHETIC MEW MEW RARITY FOR SO LONG THIS IS UNEDITED

(via punkitt-is-here)

yourocdoeswhat:

yourocdoeswhat:

Having OCs is the best because all my headcanons for them are confirmed

I know I made this post but #mood

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magixta:

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powerjock:

cryptotheism:

It is may 29th, 1453. You are Sultan Mehmed the Conqueror, and you have just taken the city of Constantinople. You’ve been scaring the daylights out of the Christian world for a while now, but now you’ve really gone and done it. Your little jaunt through Asia Minor is causing a bunch of greek theologians to pull up and run further west into europe. The catholic church already has their hands full with a whole mess of internal conflicts. You wonder how they’re gonna handle this influx of new ideas. Sure would be a shame if you accidentally contributed to some sort of protestant reformation or something. You can’t think about that right now though, you’ve got to think of a better name for your cool new city.

Meanwhile, back in the Catholic Church, a sin is being committed. A sin so grievous and dangerous that it will eventually tear the Christian world as we know it in two: people are translating the Bible into dutch.

Writing about Renaissance Esoterica on patreon today

stopped reading there

LATER LOSERS LMFAOOO

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haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

Mermaid Xenomorph by Oleg Bulakh

mossymagicks:

ieee-official:

Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.

this is what a page of my wizards spellbook looks like

(via molags-balls)

action-exclamation:

machine-saint:

whispering “fentanyl” under my breath as the cops arrest me, causing them to fly back like a skyrim shout

(via molags-balls)

grailfigure:

Remilia Scarlet // Touhou Project

PureNeemo (1/6) by Azone

(via hotvampireadjacent)

weirdlookindog:

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)

inthefallofasparrow:

winged-fool:

In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok

“Oh, not you as well, Brutus!” in that voice is the best translation of ‘Et tu, Brute?’ I’ve ever heard.

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