prokopetz:

Some people say the Legend of Zelda series has too many different ancient sky-dwelling precursor civilisations. I say those people are cowards. The next Zelda game should feature the ruins of an ancient sky-dwelling precursor civilisation whose statues and murals all inexplicably look exactly like Tingle.

foxgirlmilf:

crabanarchy:

i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing

strap-on

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cubesandstuff:

Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh

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luxwing:

luxwing:

A MAN HAS DDOS ATTACKED A FANFICTION WEBSITE IN LEGO CITY!

BUILD THE VICTIM COMPLEX!

This is probably the funniest post I’ve gotten hate mail for

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luciasatalina:

having fun with ink latelyyyy

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shortmexicangirl:

‘can i copy your homework?’

'yeah just don’t make it obvious’

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nacho-joe-yo-deactivated2022012:

Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

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mother2:

niintendo:

i show up to the party in these. everyone loves me

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the-horned-helmet:

Jaime Brocal Remohí

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miawallace:

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edenoi:

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pasteboard:

hey netizens! i’m not sure how many people are aware, but youtube’s been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can’t be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you’re a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false)

youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0)

youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, [])

youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

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🚨KNOW YOUR MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE CRYPTIDS🚨

winonaparadise:

BUCKET MAN - 300 POINTS - DOCILE IN NATURE BUT EASILY STARTLED. GREAT FOR BEGINNERS!

CAKE CATCHER - 800 POINTS - INCREDIBLY AGILE, MAKES A GREAT HUNTING COMPANION. HAS THE “PICKUP” ABILITY.

FALSE DEWEY - 1,000,000 POINTS - DO NOT ENGAGE THE FALSE DEWEY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. FOR PROFESSIONAL HUNTERS ONLY.

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peoplegettingkindamadatfood:

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